16 August, 2008

8 GOLD

Michael Phelps just won 8 gold metals. A feat never accomplished before. Literally, seconds ago...

It happened at 11:17pm. At 11:18pm a commercial for VISA came on congratulating Phelps. At 11:19pm an offer for a Michael Phelps Behind the Gold Metals documentary that you can buy for only $19.99. At 11:20pm they interviewed Phelps and his teammates (since he won the 8th metal in a team relay) and all three of his fellow swimmers lauded him with praise.

He's 23.
What the heck was I doing at 23?
Not winning 8 gold metals at the Olympics, that's for sure.

Wow.

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