FRIDAY WORDS OVERHEARD
Him: "Oh, wow. Is that Dr. Dre?"
Me: "Um, yea? Uhh... hon, I don't know what Dr. Dre looks like."
(but then my beau nudged me to alert me to the fact that Dr. Dre's Dr. Pepper commercial was on)
(and now I know what he looks like)
"Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, maker's match..."
(we need to teach dad the real words to those nursery rhymes)
"Hug your brother, honey. (pause) Hug your brother. (pause) I said, HUG YOUR BROTHER!!"
(overheard from a mom at the park, after one brother hit the other in the face with a dodgeball)